Paris Hilton figured it out. She really did. If you’re somewhat attractive, have very rich parents, and are completely talentless, you make a sex tape to bring you to the forefront of the gossip mags and then play to the lowest common denominator in order to keep you famous for as long as your looks hold out.
Yes, just like Kim Kardashian.
In any case, Miss Paris spent one night in India spinning a monster five minute set. No, she didn’t spin and yes, it was terrible. Gangnam Style, anyone? Want to watch a bunch of people at a club not dance to a set? Check it out:

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