Yesterday, Pizza Hut released a teaser video for a life-size version of one of the greatest vehicles in the history of fictional vehicles: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Thrower. Pizza Hut’s version will be unveiled at San Diego Comic-Con this week, where it will launch foodstuffs at nerds who either 1) love TMNT, 2) have a fetish for being pelted with large hunks of cheese and dough (no anchovies, of course), or 3) enjoy all of the above.

There’s no way this thing won’t be a greasy disaster (which is why part of me thinks this is a viral stunt), but you’re lying if you say you don’t want to see this thing in action.