From the “People Who Have Way Too Much Time On Their Hands” department, we present Tom Murphy’s 43-minute re-edit of Star Wars, in which every word uttered in the film is alphabetized. And by every word, we really mean every word.

The only interesting fact we can glean from this absurd project — which took Murphy 30 hours — is the fact the word “lightsaber” is only uttered once.

[D&T]