This past Saturday was SantaCon. What is SantaCon you ask? It’s when thousands of people around the world dressed as Santa Clause get together to rage. And by rage I mean get shit-faced, sing dirty Christmas carols, hand out porno, and get more shit-faced. I was able to find the names and lyrics to some of the carols they sing. Here are my favorites:
Cannabis Is Coming To Town
Deck My Balls
Frosty the Cokehead
The Twelve Drugs of Christmas
Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear
Walmart You A Merry Christmas
[via: SantaCon NYC] thanks to Kevin for the tip!


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