LSU Is Building An LSU-Shaped Lazy River For Drunk Frat Bros To Pee In

By John Ferensen on May 14, 2015

Yeah, this seems like a great use of $84 million in university funds. Forget about that whole “LSU is possibly going bankrupt” thing.

The proposed LSU lazy river. pic.twitter.com/UBARG9AjDK

— Jeffrey Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) May 14, 2015

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