This year’s Super Bowl halftime performer, Katy Perry, had her press conference in Arizona on Thursday afternoon, where she made some important promises to all those in attendance.

But…whatever could you be talking about, Katy? This is obviously a #DeflateGate reference, but you don’t typically incorporate under-inflated pigskins in your acts. So what else is-

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Oh, right. Got it. Nice.