Well, it’s Opening Day all around baseball and sure, you may not have cracked varsity, or even been asked by your local bar (a place that you’ve spend upwards of a thousand dollars at the jukebox alone!) to play catcher for their lousy softball team. No matter, there’s still a sport that will have you and your unhealthy in-game alcohol intake tendencies. That’s right, spring training (aka that time last month when you had sushi instead of meatballs) has broken for Wiffle Ball, after a long, and self-destructive offseason. Enjoy, and remember, everything to the left of the garage is foul.
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