This video of Justin Bieber “skateboarding” in New York City has been making the rounds on the Internet this week, primarily because Bieber is terrible at skating and nearly breaks his face on a set of stairs while a whole bunch of people watch. You can tell just how bad he wants to nail his cool “tricks” – literally just jumping four stairs – and impress everyone on camera, which makes his failed attempts that much more hilarious.

But what might be more embarrassing than his skating skills is his outfit. He’s still got the stupid bleach blonde hair dye job that makes him look like Ellen Degeneres, and now he’s wearing dresses to bring the female thing full circle. Seriously, look at this and tell me that’s not a god damn dress:

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Actually, I don’t care what you say…that’s a god damn dress. Now let’s just watch him fall down the stairs forever.

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