For those Olympic athletes whom thought they were going to do a little fly fishing in the toilets at Sochi, you thought wrong because it is prohibited.
Well that's interesting… Sochi rules in the bathrooms!! #haha #olympics pic.twitter.com/xacSVimwXY
— Sebastien Toutant (@SebToots) February 1, 2014
It appears that all of my favorite personal bathroom freedoms have been taken away too. Apparently there is also no upright standing peeing (how emasculating), no puking, no playing leapfrog with the toilet, and definitely no twerking with a can of soda near the toilet. I can’t do anything I want here, what is this Russia? Oh wait.

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