It’s hard to know where to start with this photo, which was apparently taken for an Esquire magazine shoot. The royal blue blazer? The black blazer-esque one piece UNDERNEATH the blue blazer? The exposed belly button? The way-too-easy-comparisons-to-peak-popularity-MC Hammer?
I guess I just don’t understand it, to reference one of Wade’s overly-long hashtags – #ifyoucantpullitoffyouwontunderstandit.
Many on Twitter didn’t quite get it either.
— Sam (@SamRea14) August 11, 2015
Tell me Dwyane Wade's belly button doesn't look like Carlos Boozer yelling with his head titled back pic.twitter.com/rWF09nn9q9
— gutter trash (@tommy_aether) August 11, 2015
— Bucktown AL (@BucktownAL) August 11, 2015
— Will McCloy (@will_mccloy) August 11, 2015
— kevin munroe (@kevlarcomedy) August 11, 2015
Why is Dwyane Wade looking like a young Teddy Pendergrass on my TL right now? pic.twitter.com/0LPZdI9FzM
— Huey Papi Newton (@HonorablyHaS) August 11, 2015