Cristiano Ronaldo was in Las Vegas this past weekend, doing whatever it is handsome gazillionaire soccer players do in Sin City. For Ronaldo, that included being a gentleman and returning a lost cell phone. Of course, because he’s Cristiano Ronaldo and the stars are always aligned in his favor, the owner of the phone just happened to be an attractive lady, who was in Vegas with three of her attractive friends. And, because he’s Cristiano Ronaldo and has lots of money, he treated the four attractive ladies to dinner…
— GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) July 7, 2015
…after which they all boned in a wicked five-way, because that’s how C-Rod rolls.*
* Note: While we have no proof of this, we can’t rule it out. I mean, they did go back to his suite at one point.