Well, if the idea of actually having to dip nachos in a container is too much work, the Milwaukee Brewers have invented this glorious monstrosity for just for you.
Called the “Inside the Park Nachos,” the corn dog-looking snack/Frankenfood is actually taco meat wrapped in fried Doritos crumbs. The stick of delicious fat comes drizzled with sour cream and nacho cheese sauce and is accompanied by some salsa for dipping.
Yes, fried Doritos bits and taco meat on a stick is pretty much nachos now. Cry and/or celebrate accordingly.