The New York Knicks lost to the Brooklyn Nets Friday night, 110-99, in a rather ho-hum affair. Carmelo Anthony shot a woeful 5-of-20 from the field and finished with 19 points. But we’re not here to talk about that. What we need to talk about is that hat. Actually, I have no words. Just look at that thing.

Here it is in motion. Isn’t it mesmerizing?