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The El Paso Chihuahuas are known for being the Triple-A affiliate for the San Diego Padres but they’ll soon be known for creating the best thing to happen to sports since the invention of the ball.

That jersey pictured above. Business in the back but a huge party in the front.

Can you imagine what it would be like if other teams started to jump on this photo-realistic trailblazing trend that the Chihuahuas have started here? The Toronto Raptors would have two big reptilian eyes staring at opponents. The Minnesota Timberwolves would put those “ironically tacky” wolf t-shirts out of business. The San Jose Sharks would have the most terrifying jerseys in the NHL. The possibilities are endless.

Unfortunately for humanity, the Chihuahuas won’t wear these jerseys permanently. They’ll wear them on August 3rd to help promote a charity auction.

So if you want to get ahead of the “animal head as sports uniform” trend, you can get one special edition Chihuahua jersey of your very own through an auction to benefit the Humane Society of El Paso. Your soul would almost be as beautiful as you would look in an El Paso Chihuahuas’ jersey.

[For the Win!]