For some reason only known to higher powers, having animals predict sporting events has become something of a tradition for news programs looking to fill air time. So, it sadly makes sense that a Cleveland news station would employ the services of an owl to predict where LeBron James would land in free agency. What else can a news operation do but rely on the wisdom of Tawny the owl (it’s not like they could do actual investigative reporting)?

Of course, Tawny chose Miami over Cleveland because even an old, ancient and wise Cleveland-based owl has to prepare herself for the worst. A heart can only take so much pain.

[For the Win]