Lionel Messi had a pretty great year. The FC Barcelona forward notched a record-breaking 91 goals during the 2012 calendar year — 79 with Barcelona, 12 with the Argentina national team — which means his highlight reel is nothing short of epic. Seriously, this thing is a commitment, so grab some popcorn and a soft drink of choice, and settle in to watch the best soccer player in the world embarrass defenders and goalies everywhere.