Seems someone decided it’s time to switch things up when it comes to talking you into putting a raincoat on your little soldier and Durex are pulling out of their relationship with McCann and wasting no time going balls deep with Euro RSCG to make sure they can safely reach a sales climax.

This change is no surprise to Cosby Sweaters who have long been monitoring Durex advertising with real concern.

Australia – Aren’t these supposed to be for humans?


UK – The only thing you’ll be protected from that way are bad British teeth


Korea – What the fuck?


US – Wait, this is awesome, they fired these guys?  More balloon animals for the rest of us