Some people may call the wiener dog featured in the hilarious video above a cheater, but all I see is a winner. Sometimes in life you can’t just rely on being the fastest, so you have to resort to other tactics to make sure that you come out on top. This dog realized that, did what needed to be done, and reached his goals. That makes him a hero in my book.
Also, I’m just going to ignore the fact that the timestamp on this video says it comes from 1993, which means that all of the dogs in this video are now dead. That’s just too sad to think about.
[reddit]

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