College Hockey Coach Gets Videobombed By Boogers And Saliva

How many times in your youth did your mother say, “Get you’re mouth off that, it’s dirty.” Then you’d sulk a bit, but eventually you would stop biting the toilet bowl brush. Well apparently these kids haven’t been parented about the dangers of bacteria yet because they went to Germ City during the college hockey gave between the University of North Dakota and Minnesota Duluth on Friday. The cameras focused on UND coach Dave Hakstol, but two children thought it was a perfect time to pick their nose and lick the glass. Apparently the snozzberries taste like snozzberries because this young tike licks the glass with authority. There are no parents to be seen and I’m pretty sure that a college hockey game is not the best daycare. Now excuse me while I go sanitize the lethal kid germs off my monitor.