This soccer player may be the greatest dribbler of all-time. British soccer player Gary Hake was injured during the Sheppey and Sheerness United FC match on Saturday. While jumping for a header he opened up a wound from about nine years ago. Hake’s pain is our entertainment because now he can squirt liquid from his chin as he displays in this unusual video that was uploaded by his ever so caring niece.

The incredible human teapot ladies and gentleman!