We all love the great online deals you can find on sites like Groupon, Good News and WagJag.  But let’s face it, of all those great deals not one of them has helped solve the high costs of steaks and strippers.  Well that’s where Scores and Thrillist are stepping in to make a difference for consumers in need in this rough economy.

Live the dream for more than half off, with this titanic evening at Scores: free admission into the legendary house of male — and often female — entertainment PLUS a New York strip steak from Executive Chef Will Savarese’s (Le Cirque, Aureole) vaunted in-house breastaurant, the only steakhouse-inside-a-strip-club ever unabashedly praised by the New York Times’ Frank Bruni (okay, he was somewhat abashed, but he loved his meal). Your stellar evening will also include a premium cocktail and a premium lap dance — not to mention plenty of opportunities for hilarious “I’ll take mine bone-in!” jokes — all for just $50, down from $109.

That’s right, for just $50, you get into Scores, eat a steak at the ‘breastaurant’, knock back a highball, and have someone’s daughter take off her clothes and rub her goodies all over you.  How can you top that?

Just 13 days left to get the deal as of posting time so you better put down your Nook and hurry over to Thrillist and lock it in.