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I don’t know how many bruised butts you’ve seen in your lifetime, but I’m willing to bet you’ve never seen one as bad as Randy de Puniet’s.

The French superbike racer took a spill during a recent competition and, well, things didn’t really end well for him.

The whole “no pics” promise from the team’s president didn’t stick. It’s not a pleasant image, but here you go:

Have fun sitting down on that!

To help you erase that image from your head, here are some lovely photos of de Puniet’s goddess of a wife, model Lauren Vickers.

[Deadspin]