Portugese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the most popular athletes in the entire world, so I guess it was only a matter of time before he received his own statue. The people of his hometown of Funchal were generous enough to give him one, and they were also generous enough to include a throbbing bulge in his pants.
Now the people of Funchal get to worship their golden child and his half-chub every day. Good stuff.
