Houston Texans running back Arian Foster took some time out of his busy training camp schedule to provide us with an important update:
I don't think I've ever not peed in the hot tub.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) August 15, 2014
Listen, I can understand peeing in the ocean or a lake because they’re massive bodies of water and it’s convenient if you’re already there. I’ll even say okay to showers because you’re standing up and you have to opportunity to piss right down the drain. But in a hot tub? That’s not nearly enough space to dissipate, so you’re basically bathing in your own urine.
I wonder if Marshawn Lynch knew what he was getting himself into when he filmed this commercial with Foster…
Gross, Arian.
