The Miami Dolphins’ game against the New York Jets in London was yet another exercise in ineptitude from the Dolphins, leaving many to wonder whether Joe Philbin would even make the flight home with his team.
Unfortunately for all disgruntled Dolphins fans, Heathrow Airport confirmed to Yahoo! Sports writer Jay Busbee that they couldn’t process Philbin, or any other people no matter how uninspiring they are at calling goal line plays, at the airport’s lost-and-found.
@jaybusbee Hi Jay, we apologise but we do not process people at lost-and-found.
— Heathrow Airport (@HeathrowAirport) October 4, 2015
Unfailingly polite, Heathrow Airport even gave a fan some helpful tips on the Queen’s dining habits on Sunday.
@benmaller Hi Ben, the Queen usually enjoys a traditional English roast on Sundays, we are not too sure how dolphin would go down.
— Heathrow Airport (@HeathrowAirport) October 4, 2015
