Kobe BryantIf the Los Angeles Lakers’s team photo wasn’t enough to convince you of Kobe Bryant’s feelings towards the 2013-14 NBA season, news of his early vacation surely will. The Lakers tip off against the San Antonio Spurs Wednesday night for the final game of the regular season, the outcome of which is inconsequential, as their final record will officially become the worst record in franchise history. However, Kobe won’t be there to witness history, as he’s currently on his way to France — placing him as far away as possible from the Shit Show at Staples.

Of course, going to France means Kobe is now only a hop, skip and a jump away from Germany, where he can pop in for some more crazy European voodoo potions for his knees, along with anything else that might be ailing him.

[LATimes]