As someone who is terrible at growing facial hair, even I have to say that Brett Lawrie’s new mustache is god awful.
As you can see in the selfie above, Lawrie has an upper lip caterpillar that probably prevents him from being able to come within a few hundred feet of a Chuck E. Cheese and/or public playground, but he really seems to like it for some reason.
Lawrie on his new moustache: “It’s going to be staying. I don’t think it should go anywhere. It looks pretty good too.”
— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) April 23, 2014
After hitting a go-ahead three run home run last night in Toronto, Lawrie celebrated by creepily petting his mustache in the dugout with a sinister look on his face:
The next logical step for Lawrie is obviously purchasing a trench coat and riding around in a van with “Free Candy” spray painted on the side. Probably not a great idea to let your kids attend his camp, either.
