The Great Gatsby is Now The Greatest Gatsby: NES Edition
I studied English in college, but there’s one thing my classes severely lacked: Nintendo. Most of my august...
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Carmelo Anthony Traded to the Knicks
Phew. It’s over. We can finally stop listening to the monotonous, hackneyed questions of the media, the constant...
Andy Roddick Hitting Winner, Losing Hair
Although most of the athletic festivities this weekend were focused on the NBA All-Star Break, another one of...
The Simple Corner: Questionable Super Bowl Ads? Who gives a care? Pass the Pepsi
The Super Bowl is the culmination of America and her people. Football is America’s most watched game. The...
Google launches Androidify
Today Google launched “Androidify” a new app that lets you play dress up with the Android robot. A...
Justin Bieber and Cosby Sweaters Wish You a Happy Saturday!
We’d like to wish you all a very happy Saturday, peeps. Now go out and get rage-faced. Personalize...
Facebook Unveils Their Rumored, Cheap, Teen-Marketed Cell Phone
We’ve all been holding our breath for a while now, but it’s finally official: Facebook made a phone....
Plan Ahead: Pinpoint Your Woman’s Period.
As technology progresses in order to simplify our lives, it too often seems to be complicating it by...
Xbox Kinect Brings More Dubstep To Your Bones
I’ve been a fan of dubstep for a while now, but that’s mostly because it makes me feel...
The Simple Corner: 7 year old busted for toy gun in a Jersey school
The nation is fresh off the gun debate due to the Tuscon shooting. The debate is lousy and...
Gilbert Arenas debuts “The Sneaker Champ”
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Gilbert Arenas has been making the best out of losing his...
Getting High Off Soda
Get ready to experience soda in a completely different way. Canna Cola is a new caffeinated beverage that...
