@Softykjr new to Twitter, been under a rock building a tribute to the World Champs.Retweet for them to see? #GoHawks pic.twitter.com/T78ttRm5nB
— Markhawks55 (@markhawks55) October 30, 2014
Some guy named Mark, a “#1 HAWKS FAN” (by the way, approximately 4 million people in the state of Washington are the “#1 HAWKS FAN”, so calm down with the proclamations, buddy), has — probably to the chagrin of his wife/significant other — transformed his garage into a shrine to the Seattle Seahawks. The blue and neon green-adorned space comes complete with a Russell Wilson corner (not enough black, if you ask me), a Legion of Boom wall, a replica Lombardi trophy (with room for four more!), and, of course, a pool table. Did we mention that there are green paper towels? I didn’t know paper towels even came in green.
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