LeSean McCoyIf you thought the aftermath of the Great LeSean McCoy Tipping Scandal of 2014 couldn’t get any more pathetic, you’d be wrong. A bunch of stupid people are bidding on an eBay auction for the right to own the infamous receipt from PYT Burgers in Philadelphia, where McCoy left the bad tip as a “statement” against bad service. The bidding is currently at $15,000, which, coincidentally, is also the new going rate for selling one’s dignity.

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