The Portland Timbers have begun rolling out their advertising in advance of their March 2011 entry into Major League Soccer and if you don’t do well in scary movies you may want to look away:
Apparently they are looking to nail down the axe-murderers, well known soccer fans. Celebrating Oregon’s logging roots also brings a healthy does of irony in a city best known for being overrun with environmentalists. All-in-all a great start for the Timbers.


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