So, this video of piranhas being fed by some dude on a river in Brazil just made its way into the Next Impulse staff chat and it’s pretty safe to say that I won’t be able to shed the horrifying images and sounds from my brain for at least the next few hours.
I knew piranhas were pretty scary creatures before I hit play on the video, but I didn’t fully realize what they were capable of. They are much, much, MUCH WORSE THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE. Those are some hungry-ass killing machines.
Now all I can imagine is accidentally falling in that river and having every piece of flesh angrily ripped off my body by this little monsters. God, I hate Mondays.
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