When it comes to streaking, more often than not, the knucklehead running out on the field wimps out on the actual “streaking” part of streaking. Thus, when a guy actually does drop trou, it’s a thousand times more entertaining because you know not a single rent-a-cop in the stadium wants to take him down with a full-on tackle (lest he get all up in his business).

Enter the nut job who ran out onto the field in Cleveland Thursday night. He avoided multiple hits from one player (who was clearly trying to avoid the aforementioned “business”), then made his way towards the back of one end zone, where a brave security guard finally knocked him down with a devastating blow to the mid-section.