I’m not a mature person. So, when it came to my attention there’s a freshman quarterback who’s real name is General Booty, I had to write about it.
Booty, son of former Valdosta State University wide receiver Abram Booty, and nephew to former NFL quarterback John David Booty, is a QB set to play for San Antonio Cornerstone Christian School. According to 247 Sports, Booty’s a talented QB who former Houston coach John Jenkins said has “NFL stamped all over him.”
He’s got a good chance at being an NFL quarterback one day. But, did you notice his name is General Booty? I wonder if he has a brother named Inspector Booty. Or Huge Booty? Or Grand Booty.
OK, I’m done.

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