Photoshopped billboards and meetings with franchise greats from NBA organizations are nice and all but New York strip club Scores New York is offering Carmelo Anthony something which no NBA team can: free lap dances for life.
According to TMZ Sports, the club will offer Melo a deal called the “Melo Love” package. It will include the following:
— Free lap dances for life.
— Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.)
— A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever.
— His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo.
— A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) … “where holding is not a foul.”
Not to be outdone, a Chicago strip club called The Admiral Theater has offered their own deal to hopefully sway Melo into donning a Bulls uniform.
— A life sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever.
— A LaLa Anthony look-alike contest in the club that Melo and LaLa could judge as a couple.
— Free driver service to and from the club forever.
— 3 of the dancers from the club would tattoo ‘Carmelo Anthony’ on their bodies (they really said this).
With a New York Daily News report stating that Melo intends to return to the Knicks, Scores New York may want to start planning its charity game. Meanwhile, three strip dancers in Chicago are probably secretly hoping that Melo does return to the Knicks.
