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Posts by John Ferensen

Sacramento Kings Make Uncharacteristically Smart Decision

Today’s edition of “What Dumb Personnel Move Will The Sacramento Kings Try Next” features a shocking twist: it...

By John Ferensen OnJun 18, 2015 0

Steve Ballmer Officially Unveils Boring And Terrible New Clippers Logo

Steve Ballmer, whose $2 billion play toy got bounced in the second round of the NBA playoffs after...

By John Ferensen OnJun 17, 2015 0

Flashback: That Time Shawn Kemp Almost Won Finals MVP On A Losing Team

As the 2015 NBA Finals wore on, and the Cleveland Cavaliers wore down, the only reason the undermanned...

By John Ferensen OnJun 17, 2015 0

This Poor Kid Who Got Crossed Over Twice In A Row Should Probably Just Quit Life

These two crossovers in a recent AAU game come courtesy of JJ Smith and Malik Johnson, members of...

By John Ferensen OnJun 16, 2015 0

How Bad Are The Cavaliers When LeBron James Sits? (Spoiler: God Awful)

LeBron James has played all but 22 minutes of a possible 250 so far in the NBA Finals,...

By John Ferensen OnJun 15, 2015 0

Cam Newton Is Going To Kill Someone In Knockerball Someday

Knockerball is a sport/activity where you don a giant, inflatable bubble, with the sole purpose of running into...

By John Ferensen OnJun 15, 2015 0

Let’s All Laugh At The Colts For Hanging An “AFC Finalist” Banner From The Rafters

What’s worse than getting mollywhopped 45-7 in the AFC Championship Game? Raising a banner to (essentially) commemorate the...

By John Ferensen OnJun 10, 2015 0

This “NBA On NBC”-Style Finals Preview Is Better Than Anything ABC Will Ever Produce

We’re only two days away from the Black Eyed Peas ruining yet another NBA broadcast, so go ahead...

By John Ferensen OnJun 2, 2015 0

Some Naked Drunk Guy Peed On Dolph Lundgren And (Somehow) Didn’t Get Murdered

If I were to ever compile a list of bad ideas that I would never, ever follow through...

By John Ferensen OnJun 1, 2015 0

Joey Votto Awarded Rare Three-Ball Walk

Just Joey Votto, Jedi-mind tricking his way to a three-ball walk during Sunday’s Reds-Nationals game.

By John Ferensen OnJun 1, 2015 0

Here’s A Karl-Anthony Towns Workout Dunk To Get Irrationally Excited Over

We’re on Day 5 of NBA’s week-long pre-Finals blackout, and there’s no better way to pass the time...

By John Ferensen OnJun 1, 2015 0

Klay Thompson Has A Concussion

You’re not going to believe this, but after two days of tests, doctors have finally determined that Klay...

By John Ferensen OnMay 29, 2015 0

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