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Posts by John Ferensen

Baby-Sized Burritos Are Probably Not Helping America Fight Obesity

Gordito’s, a self-described “healthy Mexican food” spot in Seattle, has a photo gallery of customers’ newborn babies lying...

By John Ferensen OnJun 28, 2013 0

Alec Baldwin, Master Of Meltdowns, Melts Down On Twitter

Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria, were one of many A-list couples in attendance at James Gandolfini’s funeral...

By John Ferensen OnJun 28, 2013 1

Lucas Nogueira’s Hair Wins The NBA Draft

Lord knows how Lucas Nogueira’s NBA career will pan out — but he’ll always have June 27th, 2013....

By John Ferensen OnJun 27, 2013 1

Watch Evil Rafiki Toss Simba Off Pride Rock

A blooper reel for Disney’s The Lion King has existed for a long time. In it, Rafiki trips...

By John Ferensen OnJun 25, 2013 0

Udonis Haslem Wasted No Time Recruiting Ray Allen To Return To Miami Next Season

The Miami Heat won the NBA title thanks in no small part to Ray Allen’s clutch three-pointer at...

By John Ferensen OnJun 25, 2013 0

Giants Fan With Custom “VEGAN” Jersey Is The Worst

Only in San Francisco. Next time, though, just get “NARCISSIST” — it’s the same thing. [Deadspin]

By John Ferensen OnJun 25, 2013 0

The Spurs Are the 2013 NBA Champions, According To NBATV Mishap

The long-running joke after every major sports championship is that the loser automatically becomes the winner in whatever...

By John Ferensen OnJun 25, 2013 0

Ten New Bets You Will Always Win

Have you run out of ways to take advantage of your drunk friends? Well, the folks at Quirkology...

By John Ferensen OnJun 25, 2013 0

Giraffe Reenacts Jurassic Park T-Rex Chase, Runs After Jeep

Pardon the vertical video, but, in all fairness, the position of the camera phone was probably the last...

By John Ferensen OnJun 24, 2013 0

New Kids On The Block Fans Assault Aaron Carter

New Kids On The Block and Backstreet Boys are currently on tour — the cleverly-titled NKOTBSB Tour —...

By John Ferensen OnJun 24, 2013 0

Miami’s Championship Celebration Included 200 Bottles Of Champagne

You’ve already seen the party pictures, and now we know the food and beverage stats associated with Miami’s...

By John Ferensen OnJun 21, 2013 0

Independence Day 2 Has A Release Date!

Roland Emmerich is finally getting around to the Independence Day sequel he’s been talking about since forever. Today,...

By John Ferensen OnJun 20, 2013 0

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