Pardon the vertical video, but, in all fairness, the position of the camera phone was probably the last thing on these peoples’ minds with a friggin’ giraffe barreling down on them. Also, who knew giraffes could drift? He hit those corners like a boss.
Obligatory: MUST GO FASTER!

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