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I’m fairly certainly the world would be a much better place if there were more guys like this portly fellow from Chattanooga, Tennessee. The Internet can be a scary place sometimes – and Craigslist is certainly no exception – but this posting on Chattanooga’s Craigslist section is just the best.

This dude doesn’t care about race or gender. He doesn’t want to have sex with you, or even himself. He’s not about flash or frills. The man just enjoys a good ol’ fashioned game of frisbee toss and wants to have a good time with someone who shares that interest. Doesn’t matter where, either…he’ll travel to anywhere in “The Noog” if he means he can fris.

And, by god, it looks like he can teach a beginner a thing or two if need be. Just look at that form!

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If I lived anywhere near The Noog I would be frisbeeing so hard with my new best friend at this very second. My only bone to pick with this guy is his hard stance against any other frisbee-related activity other than a game of toss. What about Kan-Jam? I’m pretty sure Kan-Jam is the best thing you can do with a frisbee, so it’s kind of a make-or-break deal for me.

[reddit]