Well, this is amusing. The images below clearly show Luis Suarez biting Italian player Giorgio Chiellini.
Luis Suarez doesn’t see it that way. In fact, following the incident, the Uruguayan striker told FIFA that he didn’t mean to bite Chiellini. Instead, in a letter to FIFA’s disciplinary panel, Suarez claimed “after the impact … I lost my balance, making my body unstable and falling on top of my opponent.”
It gets better:
“At that moment I hit my face against the player leaving a small bruise on my cheek and a strong pain in my teeth,” Suarez said.
I’ve got nothing.
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