I know that this seems like a logical step for Phillip Morris, but that is because you just smoked an eighth. The folks at Abril Uno published a satirical article claiming that ‘Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes’ were indeed the real deal, and a few (tons) folks thought it was the real deal.
We are here to let you know that as of now, this just simply isn’t true as the publication is just like The Onion. Now go back to smoking weed and dreaming.


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