Elvis Andrus and Adrian Beltre Are Still The Best
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Miss Texas’ Pathetic First Pitch Makes 50 Cent Look Like a Cy Young Winner
Monica Evans, aka Miss Texas, attempted a baffling first pitch before the Rangers-Angels game on Friday night. Watch...
George W. Bush Surprises Derek Jeter At Jeter’s Pregame Ceremony
Say all you want about the Texas Rangers’ season thus far. We all know it’s been a disaster....
The Texas Rangers Had A Rough 6th Inning Against The Yankees
The Texas Rangers are in the middle of a tremendously difficult season. But, earlier this evening, the worst...
Colby Lewis Acts Like He’s Five, Accuses Baseball Player Of Trying To Raise His Batting Average
The Texas Rangers are in the middle of a bit of a rough patch — they’re 39-59 and...
The Texas Rangers Play “Fart Bottle Roulette” In The Bullpen
It’s widely known that the Texas Rangers stink in terms of baseball (they’re 38-57). Turns out, they stink...
Rangers Fan Shows Off Giant Bruise After Taking Line Drive To The Stomach
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The Texas Rangers Are Trying To Kill You With Their Two-Foot “Tanaco”
I’m convinced that the Texas Rangers are attempting to kill all of their fans with the ballpark food...
Here’s A Video Of Texas Rangers Pitcher Mike Mikolas Eating A Live Lizard
Mike Mikolas made his debut for the Texas Rangers (and got some great defensive help) against the Orioles...
Leonys Martin Robbed A Home Run And Everybody Had A Hilarious Reaction
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If Major League Baseball’s Season Ended Today…
Last night — for the second consecutive game — the Seattle Mariners beat the living shit out of...
Adrian Beltre Didn’t Like It When Miguel Cabrera Tried To Pat Him On The Head
Adrian Beltre hit an impressive career milestone last night when he collected his 2,500th career hit. Things were...
