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Bartolo Colon is Batting 8th…Disbelief Commences

The all-world, all-around, all-American hitting machine Bartolo Colon is hitting 8th in the Mets lineup tonight…never been...

Are you single? Do you have a special attraction to older women with children? Do you want the...

Bartolo Colon doubled. No, no. He didn’t double in size, although he’s getting pretty close. He hit an...

Mets reliever Carlos Torres had a rather rough day at the office on Thursday, giving up four runs on...

The Philadelphia Phillies offer visiting teams a rather tempting perk in the form of cheesesteaks. That’s right, if...

Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia came up with a big strikeout to close out the eighth inning of a...

I don’t know if this Miami Marlins ball boy is old enough to drink but, if he is,...

Bartolo Colon has become a bit of an MLB journeyman at this point in his career but let’s...

Six months ago today, Matt Harvey went under the knife for Tommy John surgery. It’s not exactly the...

I’m no professional baseball broadcaster so I could be wrong, but I didn’t think that stating your excitement...

That right there is some serious athleticism. [Twitter]

Poor Charlie is going to be searching for answers for a very long time. [Deadspin]