It looks like Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers is channeling his best ‘Jack Handey’ on Twitter, and it has us very confused. We read the Tweets prior to a first cup of coffee which was a huge mistake and now we are contemplating taking the rest of the day off to figure out what the hell is going on.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, painted brown & attached 2 the skull by wood screws, can make a child look like a deer
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
If u ever teach a yodeling class, the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
If you're ever bored, Google "Jack Handey". If you're really bored you might not follow @itsCrab but you could look up pics of his tattoos
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
"He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!" @mflynn3 on @itsCrab
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 15, 2016
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