The least surprising sports news of the day comes out of Indianapolis, where Colts safety/comically-inflated human being LaRon Landry has been suspended four games by the NFL for violating the league’s performance-enhancing substance policy.
Colts S LaRon Landry suspended four games for violating the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) September 29, 2014
While Landry had to officially fail a drug test to warrant a suspension, folks on Twitter noted that he failed the eyeball test a long time ago:
LaRon Landry’s bicep is bigger than my head.
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) September 29, 2014
NFL: “LaRon Landry suspended four games for PEDs.” World: “What took so long?”
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) September 29, 2014
