Hey, Bad NBA Teams, Gilbert Arenas Is Dishing Out Free Advice On Instagram

Gilbert Arenas isn’t doing much these days, and that includes not cashing anymore $20 million checks while he sits on his ass and doesn’t play. That doesn’t mean Agent Zero isn’t paying attention to the NBA, as he seems to have noticed that some high profile NBA teams appear to be having trouble in the early going this season. Rather than offer his playing service, Gilbert has taken to Instagram to provide some free advice for the Knicks (3-8), the Lakers (1-9) and the Clippers, who are 5-4 but have looked quite underwhelming at times, and are fresh off a blowout loss at home to the Chicago Bulls. You just can’t put a price on this type of insight:

He’s back tonight..don’t go out there acting like a pussy wanting respect from a #lion..#lin u have the same duties as #kobe in the #prestonoffense so when u don’t shoot u hurt the team call ur plays ##chin15 #chinthru #chinspecial and since ur 6-4 call #chindrop #chindropreverse on smaller guards…#boozer #wesley ur the most important piece to the offense becuz the ball comes thru u #caron #antwan #davidwest #webber #peja #kmart #richardJ all played in it…#hill u doing great the best stats as a center in the #prestonoffense I think…keys too the offense push push push the ball until it gets stopped use ur fast break offense #thru to get the ball from on side to the other…then h can set up #chinseries #forwardoutseries #basicseries u don’t need to call direct plays unless it’s a #deadball #madefreethrows or coach called the play,the last 5mins Kobe will take over..and when he does space the floor #wesley should be slashing for easy layups since everyone is watching Kobe…u have to playoff each other and keep moving..without the ball..don’t worry about #kobe he knows the offense in and out to get the ball when he wants it so play basketball #coachscott lets his team play…show Kobe ur #lions becuz it’s the only way he will here ur #roar..if not I have room on my #ymca team but I don’t pass either lmao

A video posted by El Jefe (@mragentzero) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:28am PST

Clippernation the key to #toomuch talent is #balance.. #cp3 #crawford #barnes #griffin #jordan u need This line up becuz #cp3 can’t create every shot for the whole team #basketballsaying is point guards makes everyone around them better #MY saying is if ur point guard has to make everyone better then their not that fucking good in the first place..#cp3 #crawford #blake are the #big3 now #matt #jordan are the glue players they balance out the starting lineup and do the dirty work..I know what ur thinking NO SCORING OFF THE BENCH shittttt u have #farmar add him with #jj mr iron man they will play amazing off each other,farmar will always throw it ahead if JJ doesn’t have a quick shot u give it back jordan and #hawes go right into a pick in roll…now u have on the left side of the court #farmer hawes and JJ … If hawes dives u have a replacing JJ coming to his shooting side which is weird for a right hander to shoot off the dribble going right..they need to be used like #dallas did #JJ #JT amazing that’s the reason they won…now u have #turk #glen they should be used like a #married couple to #deathdouspart 3-4 pick and roll with Turk being 6-9 gives u the advantage of him seeing over the defense to make plays which is his best tool…if u guys want to #contend Blake HAS to sit on the block,he can’t just wait for #cp3 to drive and he slashes,that works in #regseason not playoffs #LETSGO

A video posted by El Jefe (@mragentzero) on Nov 11, 2014 at 12:01pm PST

#knicksnation lets start by saying #coachfisher u need ur own style as a #rookiecoach I personally know h have a very high basketball #IQ soooo here u go,ur team is not built for the #triangle so give that back to #phil #tex u actually don’t have one player that can fit into one #melo #jsmith are ISO players..#melo plays #OLDNBA basketball,he’s a rhythm player #jab #jab shot, ISO from the wing or catch and shoot if he’s one fire..since he’s a hold the ball player…first 5 plays every game should start with him..I believe he lead the NBA in first quarter points,if he doesn’t score at least 7-12 in that period it will be a long night…from there speed up ur offense #dallas #gs #bos #cavs #raptor and Knicks not #18th in the league…u have horses make the run, most of ur players are wing players that’s very athletic,if u keep them in the half court ur team will struggle to score becuz for the most part their jump shooters…treat #smith like #wade in 05 zipper him up and let him play from the top of the key and that will stop the wild shots he takes…hire #rudyT for asst if u wanna play half court he had #steve #katt#mnorris #mtaylor #kthomas the same style..one on one players u have and they actually coexisted…but too be a beast in the east #melo needs too actually be better then he is he can have the same numbers #LBJ does but only uses his skill for scoring..he is the #hardest player to guard in a ISO but needs to use it for gettn ppl open also…stats 27 8 6….ur team will win 16 more games and u could win the #MVP… Let’s go..watch the tape on ur game against #DENVER that’s Knicks basketball…

A photo posted by El Jefe (@mragentzero) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:00pm PST

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