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LEKIDDO – Lord of the Lobsters!

I wish I was kidding…  

By Big Skeezy OnJul 30, 2011 0

Wal-Mart Apologies To Woman In Bikini

Wal-Mart, the mega-corporation beloved by everyone, issued an apology to a woman who was asked to leave one...

By Big Skeezy OnJul 29, 2011 0

I Wish More Places Did This

This is amazing to me.  We’re all in this together and it’s nice to see someone doing some...

By Big Skeezy OnJul 28, 2011 0

Serial Butt Slasher On The Loose In Virginia. Seriously.

I’ve heard of biting butts, but this is ridiculous. Authorities in Fairfax, Virginia are on the hunt for...

By Big Skeezy OnJul 28, 2011 1

New from Pucker: vodka for kids

It’s actually been out for a couple months, but I just saw an ad for it for the first time...

By Mark Vandeusen OnJul 26, 2011 1

Pastor Thanks God For His Hot Smoking Wife Before A NASCAR Race

Pastor Joe Nelms really knows how to get a NASCAR race started by channeling his inner Ricky Bobby...

By Leo OnJul 25, 2011 0

I’m on A 4.8 Billion Dollar Yacht That Is Made Out Of Gold And Platinum

Well, not me, some filthy wealthy Malaysian Businessman that probably has a enough money to cure cancer. Also,...

By Leo OnJul 21, 2011 0

Public Service Announcement about “Skinny Girl” drinks

I work in a bar that serves a LOT of tequila.  And more and more often I’ve been getting orders...

By Mark Vandeusen OnJul 20, 2011 0

L.A Lakers Center Andrew Bynum Gets Caught Parking In 2 Handicap Spaces

An LA Parking Enforcement official caught Bynum loading groceries into his BMW that was taking TWO handicap spaces...

By Leo OnJul 20, 2011 2

Dana White’s Mom Thinks He’s A Selfish Prick

June White, Dana’s mama, recently released a tell all book about the UFC President turning into a selfish,...

By Leo OnJul 19, 2011 1

Watch Jean-Pierre Blanchard Paint A Roger Federer Portrait in 4 minutes

If you take away his dramatic girly dancing and the shitty soundtrack it would have been a much...

By Leo OnJul 19, 2011 0

Chihuahua Scares Off Two Armed Robbers In Altadena Smoke Shop Robbery

I’ll let the Huff Post explain: The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department released this surveillance footage from the...

By Leo OnJul 19, 2011 0

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