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Posts by John Ferensen

NFL Finally Notices LaRon Landry’s Biceps, Suspends Him Four Games For PEDs

The least surprising sports news of the day comes out of Indianapolis, where Colts safety/comically-inflated human being LaRon...

By John Ferensen OnSep 29, 2014 0

Man In Coma Since 2001 Wakes Up, Discovers 76ers Really Suck

There was a curious post on the NBA sub-Reddit Monday morning from a Redditor named pizza_mongerer who claimed...

By John Ferensen OnSep 29, 2014 0

Steven Adams Apparently Time-Traveled To The ’70s This Off Season

(Note: Sorry for all the hair-related posts, but NBA media days are upon us, and some things are...

By John Ferensen OnSep 29, 2014 0

Martell Webster’s Hair Is Back To Being Weird

While most of the basketball world is transfixed on LeBron James’ puzzling hairline, Washington Wizards forward Martell Webster...

By John Ferensen OnSep 29, 2014 0

This Video Of A Leopard Dive Bombing An Impala Is Totally Bonkers

Imagine you’re an impala, just chillin’ in the shade somewhere in Botswana, minding your own business, when BAM!,...

By John Ferensen OnSep 26, 2014 0

Charlotte Hornets Deactivate Jeffery Taylor While Assault Investigation Continues

In case you missed it, 25-year-old Charlotte Hornets forward Jeffery Taylor is facing assault charges stemming from an...

By John Ferensen OnSep 26, 2014 0

Kyrie Irving Is Quite A Bit Smaller Than His New Superstar Teammates

The Cleveland Cavaliers’ star-studded media day was highlighted by the presence of its new Big Three, featuring their...

By John Ferensen OnSep 26, 2014 0

Report: Law Enforcement Official Sent Second Ray Rice Video To NFL Security Chief

Remember a couple weeks ago when the Associated Press reported that the NFL had, in fact, received a...

By John Ferensen OnSep 25, 2014 0

Here’s Your Annual Preseason “Dwight Howard Is Practicing His Free Throws In An Empty Gym” Post

Look at Dwight Howard and all those pretty swishes. I look forward to him shooting 55% from the...

By John Ferensen OnSep 25, 2014 0

Taylor Swift Is Hip To All Your Internet Jokes

In case you missed it, there’s a meme that’s been floating around featuring a misappropriated photo of Taylor...

By John Ferensen OnSep 25, 2014 0

Steve Ballmer Declares The Clippers An Apple-Free Franchise

There’s no “I” in “Team”, and thanks to Steve Ballmer, there will be no “i” in the Clippers’...

By John Ferensen OnSep 25, 2014 0

Good Luck, NBA, The Spurs’ Entire Championship Roster Is Coming Back

After an unexpected seven-game first round playoff series against the Dallas Mavericks, the San Antonio Spurs rattled off...

By John Ferensen OnSep 25, 2014 0

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