The Slam Dunk Contest Was A Confusing, Lifeless Disaster
The NBA announced a strange new format for the dunk contest this year, and everyone wondered how the...
Posts by John Ferensen
I Can’t Stop Watching This Kid Take A Soccer Ball To The Dome
Before NBA All-Star Saturday Night festivities began, TNT aired an hour-long “All-Star Challenge” (emphasis on “challenge”) — a...
Marty McFly Power Laces Are Apparently Real, And They Are Coming Next Year
Back in 2011, Nike released the Mag — a replica of Marty McFly’s high tops from Back to...
Pixar Animator Recaps The NFL Playoffs With Fantastic Sketches
Pixar animator Austin Madison has made a name for himself through a series of amazing NFL-inspired artwork that...
This Insane Wheelchair Ramp Is Pretty Much The Meanest Thing Ever
Note to disabled people in West Dunbartonshire (that’s in the UK, not Middle Earth): don’t pester the local...
Charles Barkley Attempts To Rap “Gin And Juice”, Fails Miserably
The latest installment in our “Charles Barkley Attempts…” series (previously: mispronouncing Jonas Valanciunas’ name) comes from a karaoke...
Spencer Hawes Has Barack Obama Toilet Paper, Because Of Course He Does
Philadelphia 76ers center Spencer Hawes has never been shy about his political leanings (in case you were unaware,...
Daredevil Skier Defies Death And The Law With Insane Base Jump From Gondola
We’re going to preface this post with the following: don’t try this at at home…er…don’t try this at...
The New Pierre The Pelican Has Been Unveiled
Just moments after a fantastic troll job by Bango the Bucks’ mascot, the New Orleans Pelicans officially unveiled...
Here Is Tracy McGrady Working On His Pitching Mechanics
By now, you’ve probably heard about Tracy McGrady’s mission to become a professional baseball player. He’s currently in...
Texas Sports Anchor Delivers Honest, Compelling Commentary On Michael Sam And NFL Hypocrisy
After Missouri defensive end Michael Sam announced publicly Sunday that he is gay, anyone with a television or...
The Cavaliers Suspended Andrew Bynum Because He Wouldn’t Stop Shooting In Practice
The Cleveland Cavaliers’ Andrew Bynum Experiment is perhaps best remembered for how it ended, after the Cavs suspended...
