
The world’s most famous Playboy is getting married one more time…
A couple of fun facts about the bride and groom:
- When Crystal Harris was born, Hef was 60 years old
- Crystal loves Hef and is sexually attracted to his 84 year old
corpsebody - Crystal has no monetary motivation here
More pics of the new couple who got engaged on Christmas day:

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